Wednesday, May 19, 2010

Quotes to Remember

Save the world … it's the only planet with chocolate.

"Retirement should be based on the tread, not the mileage."
-Allen Ludden

"Love at first sight is easy to understand; it's when two people have been looking at each other for a lifetime that it becomes a miracle."
-Amy Bloom

"Do not look where you fell, but where you slipped."
-African Proverb

The most important thing in any relationship is not what you get but what you give.
-Eleanor Roosevelt

Give not from the top of your purse but from the bottom of your heart.

Don't give 'til it hurts — give 'til it feels good.

Life may not be the party we hoped for … but while we are here we might as well dance!

We worry about what a child will become tomorrow, yet we forget that he is someone today.
-Stacia Tauscher

By the time we realize our parents were right, we have children who think we're wrong.
-Guillermo Hernandez

Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
-Andy Rooney

Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

Never buy a car you can't push.

Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't have a leg to stand on.

Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.

When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?" don't answer him.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.
-Sean Connery

One advantage of marriage, it seems to me, is that when you fall out of love with him, or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until maybe you fall in again.
-Judith Viorst

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way.
-Isaac Goldberg

You never know when you're making a memory.
-Rickie Lee Jones

Too many couples marry for better or for worse, but not for good.

What the mother sings to the cradle goes all the way down to the coffin.
-Henry Ward Beecher

The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
-Paul Fix

The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
-Dudley Moore

I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
-Rita Rudner

God gave you a gift of 86,400 seconds today. Have you used one to say 'thank you'?
-William A. Ward

Just remember, when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed.
-Charles Schulz

It was said of Henry Ward Beecher that no one ever felt the full force of his kindness until he did Beecher an injury.
-Harry Fosdick

Sometimes the difficulties God takes you through are not for you but for somebody else- for someone who is watching you and seeing how you react to and handle something.
-J. R. Ricks

There are many ways to measure success; not the least of which is the way your child describes you when talking to a friend.
-Martin Buxbaum

If all else fails, stop using all else.

Men may play the game, but women know the score.

"JUSTICE: When our kids have their own kids!"

We all learn by experience but some of us have to go to summer school.
I have noticed that nothing I never said ever did me any harm.
-Calvin Coolidge

The trouble with talking too fast is you may say something you haven't thought of yet.
-Ann Landers

Some pursue happiness - others create it.

Forgive your enemies. It messes with their heads.

Education is what you have left over after you have forgotten everything you've learned.

Chase your passion, not your pension.
-Edward James Olmos

None are so empty as those who are full of themselves.
-Andrew Jackson

Every morning, I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work.
-Robert Orben

Nothing makes you more tolerant of a neighbor's noisy party than being there.
-Franklin P. Adams

We can't always control what happens to us, but we can always control how we react to it.
-Robert Urich

My mother was the most beautiful woman I ever saw. All I am I owe to my mother. I attribute all my success in life to the moral, intellectual and physical education I received from her.
-George Washington

I have a new philosophy. I am only going to dread one day at a time.
-Charlie Brown

You can say any foolish thing to a dog, and the dog will give you a look that says, "My, you're right! I never would've thought of that!"
-Dave Barry

A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.
-Walter Winchell

Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea.
-Robert A. Heinlein

Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside.

To those who need encouragement, remember this: Beware of quitting too soon. Dr. Suess' first children's book was rejected by 23 publishers. The 24th publisher sold 6 million copies.
-Ann Landers

My philosophy is that not only are you responsible for your life, but doing the best at this moment puts you in the best place for the next moment.
-Oprah Winfrey

Life is like a ten-speed bike. Most of us have gears we never use.
-Charles Schulz

Earn all you can, give all you can, save all you can.
-John Wesley

Courage is not limited to the battlefield or the Indianapolis 500 or bravely catching a thief in your house. The real tests of courage are much quieter. They are the inner tests, like remaining faithful when nobody's looking, like enduring pain when the room is empty, like standing alone when you're misunderstood.
-Charles Swindoll

Every tomorrow has two handles. We can take hold of it with the handle of anxiety or the handle of faith.
-Henry Ward Beecher

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